





THE DIPLOMATS Star ⭐️ XLS MAROON HEAVYWEIGHT TEE “eXecutive_Lifestyle_Spreadsheet.xls” Capsule Drop
XLS runnin’ numbers like a street CEO…
This tee ain’t basic. It’s the kind of formula that makes spreadsheets shake. Crafted from ultra heavyweight cotton, it’s built to hold its shape with a strong, boxy structure — firm yet comfortable, thanks to garment overdye and a special wash finish.
Front and center is the iconic The Diplomats eagle (The iconic Early 00s Diplomats eagle logo, without guns Jim Jones version ) graphic — this time reinterpreted for the XLS edition. The cropped branding subtly says: you already know the name. Printed with high-density ink, every color hit is clean, crisp, and made to last.
Peep the sleeve — “stitched” with the signature “XLS file patch” : eXecutive_Lifestyle_Spreadsheet.xls. A nod to the real ones who run numbers on the block and on the books. The rest of the details? They’re there. You just gotta find them.
XLS runnin’ numbers like a street CEO…
This tee ain’t basic. It’s the kind of formula that makes spreadsheets shake. Crafted from ultra heavyweight cotton, it’s built to hold its shape with a strong, boxy structure — firm yet comfortable, thanks to garment overdye and a special wash finish.
Front and center is the iconic The Diplomats eagle (The iconic Early 00s Diplomats eagle logo, without guns Jim Jones version ) graphic — this time reinterpreted for the XLS edition. The cropped branding subtly says: you already know the name. Printed with high-density ink, every color hit is clean, crisp, and made to last.
Peep the sleeve — “stitched” with the signature “XLS file patch” : eXecutive_Lifestyle_Spreadsheet.xls. A nod to the real ones who run numbers on the block and on the books. The rest of the details? They’re there. You just gotta find them.
XLS runnin’ numbers like a street CEO…
This tee ain’t basic. It’s the kind of formula that makes spreadsheets shake. Crafted from ultra heavyweight cotton, it’s built to hold its shape with a strong, boxy structure — firm yet comfortable, thanks to garment overdye and a special wash finish.
Front and center is the iconic The Diplomats eagle (The iconic Early 00s Diplomats eagle logo, without guns Jim Jones version ) graphic — this time reinterpreted for the XLS edition. The cropped branding subtly says: you already know the name. Printed with high-density ink, every color hit is clean, crisp, and made to last.
Peep the sleeve — “stitched” with the signature “XLS file patch” : eXecutive_Lifestyle_Spreadsheet.xls. A nod to the real ones who run numbers on the block and on the books. The rest of the details? They’re there. You just gotta find them.